Useless Children EP

I initially ignored this band because the name "Useless Children" conjures up images of the kind of band a bunch of scrawny teenage boys from rural New Jersey would name their first hardcore 7", however, this band actually rules.

Useless Children is a punk/thrash/hardcore trio from Melbourne, Australia. Amazing female vocalist.

Ok I'm not even going to review this EP because John Sharkey of Clockcleaner says it best:
"This record sounds like a high-school thrash band fronted by the bitchiest little sister you’ve ever met. That’s probably the most accurate review I will ever give in my entire life."- Vice (AUS)

Download this right now.